Pixie: Good Afternoon, lets kick this right off as i understand that you are a busy man. The question that i think is on everyone’s lips is, when will we finally get to see the teen sensation perform?
James R Kennedy: You’re honoured to watch the Teen Sensation performing each and every time he elects to grace ICW with his presence. He makes this basic “professional wrestling” look exactly how it should, like art. I do have the slightest of hunches you’re referring to his incredible singing ability, however. In a nutshell, Christopher shall perform if and when those cretins in ICW allow him to. The prejudice against a superior performer has been incredible, and we’re starting to think there are better places than in ICW to air his vocal talents.
Pixie: Be that as it may you still choose to turn up at ICW despite the fact that Christopher has never been given a chance to prove he’s not as bad as the crowds seem to think he is. What are your motives behind this or is it just that you are determined to get Christopher the recognition you undoubtedly think he deserves?
James R Kennedy: Wait a minute here, let’s get one thing straight – Christopher would be a star regardless, he is THAT talented. It simply takes someone with my vision, someone to bring the best out in a person like him. If he was left to Mark Dallas and the rest of those ‘visionaries’ in ICW, the audience would be starved of such talents. My motivation is ensuring that not only does Christopher get the best guidance (and now Kenneth too – what a guy!), but I’m also acting in the best interests of the ICW fans. They may think they know what they want, but I know. Nobody on this fair planet can turn their head when they see us coming. It’s that intangible star quality which just screams, “Superstar”. In a way, I’m actually doing you all a favour.
Pixie: Speaking of Kenneth, does this mean that you will now have to divide your attention or will Christopher remain your prime focus?
James R Kennedy: It’s not about dividing attention, it really, truly isn’t. When you have stars the nature of Christopher and Kenneth, you make time for them. Both of them are equally as deserving, and nobody should be trying to put words into my mouth or thoughts into their heads suggesting anything different. Kirsty Loveign has been a disappointment, shall we say. I’ve tried my very best to guide her with the same attention that I have Christopher, but she just couldn’t step up to the plate. Let’s be honest, regardless of gender, few people could fill the shoes of the Teen Sensation. Kenneth isn’t a replacement, by any means, he’s an enhancement. He makes Christopher happy, and gives the fans that double dose of dream team.
Pixie: You say she has been a disappointment, what exactly are your plans for Kirsty Loveign from here on in or have you now cast her aside in favour of as you put it the “dream team” ?
James R Kennedy: Miss. Loveign knows she has been a disappointment. She’s someone I have high hopes for, but that hope is dangling by the thinnest of threads. That’s all I’m prepared to say on the matter. You, much like everybody else, will just have to wait and see.
Pixie: Where, if I can ask do you see the Team CK in 6 months time?
James R Kennedy: You may ask that. In 6 months? In half a year, Team CK will be the ICW Tag-Team Champions, and I wouldn’t be surprised if that raised the profile of the entire company. So many people think we’re bluffing, that the Teen Sensation Brand isn’t a worldwide phenomenon. That’s simply the problem with this country; that ignorance to things going on elsewhere. If it didn’t happen here, it’s not worth talking about. We don’t subscribe to that. In 6 months, Team CK will be YOUR ICW Tag-Team Champions, and won’t they look good doing it!
Pixie: Is there anyone on the current ICW roster or within independent professional wrestling companies who you would be happy to welcome onto your books as a possibly future star?
James R Kennedy: In a word, no. There are obviously impressive individuals, but they don’t have that full package of star power that Christopher and Kenneth possess. Kirsty Loveign possesses them too, but needs to learn how to harness them.
Pixie: One last question, if you wouldn’t mind ?
James R Kennedy: Another question? Really? What could it possibly be? My favourite ice cream flavour? My favourite movie? Quite frankly, you’ve taken up enough of my time, time which could be dedicated to ensuring that the ICW fans get as much Team CK as possible. I’m a very busy man, one with not enough time on my beautiful hands to continue this charade.
Pixie: How did it feel to be tea bagged by Kid Fite?
James R Kennedy: How did it feel!? Are you mad!? Do you think for even one tiny, tots split second that I’d want to discuss that!? What a horrendous, horrible, nasty, vile, disgusting experience. My lawyers have already been in contact with “Mr. Fite”, Mark Dallas and ICW, demanding compensation. Every person in that arena is lucky they weren’t sued, to be honest!
Pixie: Thank you for taking the time to speak to me today Mr Kennedy
James R Kennedy: You should be thanking me, but that’s alright – I had already imagined you’d be thankful. One last thing; Team CK are set to burst colourfully onto the world, with tantalising speed, energy and a…sensational amount of star quality. People like us are here to help people like you BECOME people like us. Thank me for my time, your day just got a little bit brighter.
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