You like lists? Do ya? Well over at Discovery Wrestling the super duo of Lost Boy Aspen and Caleb Valhalla have formed an alliance, the future dictates that they will save the Scottish wrestling scene and they were able to defeat The Foundation from the Future at Discovery Wrestling’s Excellent Adventure. They are currently embroiled in a feud with Robb Stow, Monstrum, and Mister Manoval collectively as The Good Times.
They want some name suggestions and I’m the man for the job… to give some awful ones.
1. Hel Gunnars
Hel to represent the world of the dead (Aspen’s merch is primarily skulls, Caleb uses the Helride), Gunnar in Old Norse is translating to “battle” or “warrior”. Plus it sounds cool. Death Battle? Warriors of the Dead? Hell Warriors? Ach I dunno.
2. The Ravengers
I’m an MCU geek (I know, what a surprise) and, in Thor: Ragnarok, the team of Bruce Banner, Valkyrie, and Thor was briefly dubbed as The Revengers. “The Sorcerer” Aspen and “The Mighty” Caleb have formed an alliance to protect themselves against The Good Times whilst at the same time looking for revenge following their attacks, tweaked it to Ravengers for a bit of flair. Not my best work admittedly… option 3!
3. Skolduggery
Just a pun on skulduggery, Aspen is never shy to be underhanded in his tactics, and guiding the naïve Caleb Valhalla of the Midgard ways may have the Viking take part in this unscrupulous behaviour.
4. The Lost Drengrs
Powerful warriors, scattered, and only interested in battles to the death. Yes I Googled that. Again it captures Lost Boy Aspen and Caleb Valhalla in a name.
5. marauder Creed
Marauder – one who roams from place to place making attacks and raids in search of plunder. Creed – a faith. Two men that believe in freely fighting and plundering, leaves it open for Aspen and Caleb to induct others to the cause.
So there you have it, five team names that definitely won’t be used.
Get your own suggestions in!
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