No Kinky? No Party! The History of The Kinky Party [Uncensored] Part One

By Louise Westie
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No kinky? No party! East!

I want to see those little pinkie’s in the air because this special article is on one of my favourite Insane Championship Wrestling tag teams – The Kinky Party!

The Kinky Party always bring the fun factor into ICW and they always me make me smile and this article will show you why. So, like The Kinky Party, grab a chair (or in The Kinky Party’s case a beer or a keg) as we take a look at the history of The Kinky Party!

Jack Jester

“The Hardcore Icon”, “The Devils Favourite Dirty”, “The Big Ride Machine” or my personal favourite… “Big Kink” as he’s well known as. Jester is one of the ICW icons and a former heavyweight champion and is normally accompanied by his favourite toys – “Big Shiny” (a giant chain metal dildo) or a giant screw (a corkscrew). Jester is an ICW legend; former heavyweight champion, tag team champion and a hardcore wrestler. I’ll be honest, when I first saw Jack Jester in wrestling action live in ICW, I was a wee bit scared/unsure of him. Back then he was a very heavy Black Label heel and it was the eye contact lens, which me made me either nervous or something back then (it doesn’t now). I couldn’t look him in the eye, but then again, I like a bad boy. He plays a heel very well and I love winding him up.

I used to give Jester such heat for being in the Black Label. However, after meeting him properly and speaking to him in Box after the show, I shook his hand to be polite and say hello then I automatically relaxed. Over time I’ve taken quite a shine to Jack Jester as he’s really good with me.

Sha Samuels

“The East End Butcher,” or the “LuSha Butcher”, everyone’s favourite Londoner Sha Samuels. When I first saw Sha Samuels wrestle, he was a heel in The 55 alongside Kid Fite and had been beaten by Polo Promotions. I wasn’t 100% sure of Sha, as he was loud, had a big scary voice and looked scary. He looked like he could literally beat the shit out of me.

However, over the past four years, I’ve also taken quite a shine to “Shamuel” (as I call him now) as he’s so lovely.

A History of The Kinky Party

Now in the ICW history books, The Kinky Party weren’t always on the same side, quite the opposite. In fact, for the latter half of 2016 they were, in a sense, enemies, because Sha Samuels was drafted into Team Dallas and Jester was in Team Black Label. In 2016 it was the year’s big storyline for control of the company. After Jester went face following his Black Label run and Sha’s feud with his tag partner at the time Kid Fite had ran its course, The Kinky Party was created.

The Promos and Segments

If you listen to the episode of Wrestling Daft featuring Jack Jester, you’ll learn that when it comes to promos and segments of The Kinky Party, that is all Jack Jester’s mischievous handiwork – Sha knows absolutely nothing as Jester never tells him as Sha lives in London, while Jester handles it all in Glasgow. He simply tells him “just walk out and see what happens.” So, Sha is basically freaking out backstage, as he is a nervous wreck before it (bless him). Always pacing up and down and is terrible at segments (not terrible, but he is a nervous wreck before them). Jester tells him that he doesn’t really need to know anything, because he doesn’t know what’s going to happen and just react (for example when The Kinky Party has their launch party in Newcastle, which is discussed later).

The Kinky Party Merchandise

I love buying wrestling stuff (who doesn’t) and The Kinky Party bring out some good merch. I think I have two/three shirts, hoping to buy more at some point. The Kinky Party also produced new snapback hats. The shirts that come out are very cleverly designed and based on their favourite styles. For example, I know how much Jester loves the artist Prince and Purple Rain and that was fabricated onto a shirt.

The Creation of The Kinky Party – 2017

This was not the first time that Jester and Sha had tagged together, the first time they had ever tagged together was the 19th of March 2017 (my 24th birthday) against Kid Fite and Wolfgang. Then in April at the ICW Fight Club Tour: Birmingham, they faced Drew Galloway and Stevie Boy, which was their first ever win as a tag team.

In that year, they have had nine matches in total; facing the likes of, The Marauders, Kings of Catch, Polo Promotions, Joe Hendry and Leyton Buzzard, and The Filthy Generation.

The Kinky Party’s first official match was against Legion (Mikey Whiplash and Chris Renfrew) on August 13th 2017. The match ended in the first ever win against Legion, which ended with Jester on top of Sha, kissing him on the cheek (the shock on Sha’s face though!). After the match, Veronica Le Strange cut a promo with the newly created Kinky Party and Jester said he thought The Black Label was big, they’ve got nothing on The Kinky Party and went out to celebrate, with Sha insisting there was nothing kinky about him.

The Kinky Party Launch Party!

When ICW came to Newcastle, it featured The Kinky Party – launch party.

Jester came out first wearing a ‘Sha Life’ shirt with a carry out, on his way into the ring, he also got a motorboat off Tits McGee (who we shall discuss in a minute).

As Jester took the microphone, it’s Kinky Party time. Jester was ready, but the question was are the fans ready? Are we ready for a party? (always) Are you ready for a Kinky Party? (who the hell wasn’t?!) It was what he was waiting for, it’s what the fans were waiting for, it’s what the boys in the back had been waiting for, it’s what everyone had been waiting for (except Sha because he was shitting himself!). He was honestly dreading this too much. So, to make him feel welcome, after a chant of three everyone started chanting “East” and Jester motioned for Shamuel to get his arse out to the ring.

So, Sha came out, and when he came into the ring, Jester had given him a captain’s hat to wear (and he suited it). Sha wanted a pint, but Jester got him the best beer in the world – Newcastle Brown Ale or Newcastle Brown Nose, according to Sha and that he wasn’t drinking that. According to Big Kink, it was lovely and was a mixture of Tipp-Ex and damp. He tried (bless him) to down it in one, but downed it in two instead. While Sha also poured it into his hat and then tipped it all over himself.

Sha went on to say that he wasn’t a boy, he was a man and asked if that was all he had for him. Calling him a mug and that it was only a couple of cans and he could drink cans all night. Jester then scolded Sha for destroying a perfectly good Kinky Party shirt, but that wasn’t all Jester had got. Jester had also sacrificed his entire Saturday to prove to him that this team is worth it. Jester knows that Sha is quite unsure and that he was nervous, but he had something and asked for a chair because Sha was going to have to sit down for this. He wanted him to be comfortable, so he got him some stuff Sha liked. As the Jägerbomb chant started, Jester told the crowd that the Jägerbombs had mixer in them and he didn’t drink that shit. Sha asked for two as long as that made him happy. As he sat down, Jester gave him what was in the carry out – and gave him some Scampi Fries, and his favourite pork scratchings. Jester tried, but since in Glasgow they didn’t sell jellied eels, all Jester could find was a jellied snake instead (which caused the crowd to shout “down in one”). As Sha waved it about and nearly caught Jester, he was told to watch his eye as he’s only got one good one.

Jester asked Sha to sit down and for everyone to get the tissues out as it was gonna get quite emotional. Jester had made a video featuring a highlight of their match and other moments including their lads’ trip to Benidorm and it ended with “The Kinky Party 2017 – FOREVER”. Sha thought it was pathetic as they were a tag team and they were not getting married. Jester thought it was nice while Sha said that they were a tag team and not husband and wife. Who makes videos at a party and that it was sad and pathetic. Jester expected this to happen and there were sudden chants of “Sticky Vicky RIP” (she wasn’t dead as they saw her last week). It was going to go one way or the other and it never floated his boat. Sha demanded the shots and insulted the Newcastle staff by saying that they wouldn’t have had it in Glasgow.

Just in case that never worked, Jester did have a Plan B; after all this was The Kinky Party Launch Party. There was no chance that the show was gonna end without Sha’s very own stripper. As Jester’s second surprise was a sexy goth dominatrix style stripper that Jester had organised, who was armed with duct tape! Sha was jumping up and down as she stood at the top of the ramp, and as Jester beckoned for her to come to the ring, he ran up the ramp and lifted her down to the ramp and used a member of ring crew as a stool to help her into the ring.

The stripper started winding Sha up and Jester told him to be nice, this cost him money. As he sat down, the stripper tied a duct tape strip around Sha’s mouth as the kinky party theme played and she began to give him a lap dance. While she blindfolded Sha was his own scarf, Jester brought this fan in that they call “Tits McGee”, who apparently used to tour with The Stranglers (her man dressed up as Jester at shows). They helped her into the ring and she motorboated Sha while Jester danced with the stripper. The party ended when Jester took her place and Sha fell on his back (he thought it was Jester) and he jumped out of the ring and kicked off saying that he’s got kids, he didn’t want them seeing that.

Grabbing the microphone, Jester told him that he went to all that effort, he made a video, he can barely turn on a DVD player, but he sussed it out. This was also the very first time The Kinky Party crowd surfed! Although the crowd surfing was cut short by Menzies and Josh “Turbo“ Terry – two graduates of the Johnny Moss training school. However, The Kinky Party left them Tor Atterhagen instead and went off with the stripper!

Outside, Veronica tried to cut a promo with Sha (who was steaming and without Jester) he thought there would be midget trannies, and animals getting shoved up places, but there were scampi fries, there was Sambuca and a lady stripper, and pork scratchings. Then Jester turned up to ask him what he thought, Sha’s response was that he was pissed and that’s what matters. When you have a party when your pissed, and that the video was a bit camp, but he can deal with camp, and didn’t mind it giving Jester a wee slap and a kiss on the cheek, claiming that the party was normal, no trannies and that his kids would love it.

Jester agreed, apologizing to Veronica, who asked where do you man a friend like that? Jesters response was simply by tapping his nose and saying “You know me. Ask no questions, tell no lies. It’s drinking time.

”No Kinky, No Party! East!”

Feud with The Kings of Catch

The next feud was with The Kings of Catch (Aspen Faith and Lewis Girvan). Their first match was the 1st of October 2017. It started with Sha claiming that he can’t believe that he’s got to wrestle, and that it took him 20 minutes to get his boots on. All he wanted was a Jägerbomb and a pint. This was also where Sha caught the pint perfectly that was thrown into the ring. The Kinky Party unfortunately lost, but the feud with The Filthy Generation wasn’t over. In fact, this would lead up to a bigger match at Fear and Loathing (which we shall look at later).

After the match, they hugged it out. Backstage Sha and Jester were talking about the outcome of the match and Sha needed a hug, but he didn’t want one from Jester, he wanted one from Jennifer Louise, after he got his hug, Sha stormed off.

When Jody Fleish had a match with Stevie Boy (which Jody won), The Filthy Generation jumped him and The Kinky Party made the save. Afterwards, backstage Jody cut a promo, and The Kinky Party came in and Sha said that The Kings of Catch don’t respect people who paved the way, calling them soap dodging bastards. Jester steps in by saying that he can speak for everyone when he says that he hates people coming into ICW and leaving on a downer, and not to let those little rats ruin his experience. And that there was only one thing for it – to join The Kinky Party. When Jester left, Sha asked Jody if he liked anal beads and Jody said not so much (because Jester does!).

When ICW debuted in Edinburgh, The Kinky Party made the save on The Purge during their match between The Purge and The Filthy Generation. Getting the microphone, Sha hasn’t slept a wink since they mugs beat him, and he was embarrassed, that they got beat by The Kings of Catch. Calling them “Kings of Jobby” and stating that his eight-year-old is a better wrestler than Lewis Girvan. Anyway, he can’t sleep a wink knowing that they beat them and wondered what they were going to do about it. Jester stepped in and told Sha to relax and didn’t know why he insisted on getting so wound up over those two fucking arseholes. This was a classic example of two boys trying to prove a point, trying to prove to us (the fans) that they should try to fill the spot that they got. Jester didn’t have to prove a point, Sha didn’t have to prove a point, let’s face it, who else could walk out there and with their legs spray painted black, wearing the shiniest trainers, in the history of the fucking planet, and still looked like a sexy bastard, the answer – nobody! He wishes he could say that they were two peas in a pod to make a name for yourself was to beat the guys who were already there. The reason they beat Sha was because he was fucking steaming (as per usual – JJ’s words). So November 19th , the Hydro Glasgow, Fear and Loathing X, it’s Jester (The Devil’s Favourite Dirty, The Baron of the Ball Gag, Jack Jester) and The East End Butcher and world renowned alcoholic Sha Samuels, versus soap dodging bastards. With the challenge set, The Kinky Party set off to bar, being crowd surfed into the audience.

Backstage with Veronica, Sha admitted he was shattered, and that they were the same age, and that the only reason they came out was because they wanted to teach a lesson to The Kings of Jobby thinking they were the fucking bees’ knees. Jester jumped in by saying that any chance he’s got so that he shove his giant ring right up The Kings of Catch nostrils, and Sha finished off stating that November 19th they’re getting mugged off by Big Kink (Sha hated that phrase) and “The East End Butcher”. Then they went off to get a drink.

Road To Fear & Loathing – 2017

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As the ICW Road to Fear & Loathing Tour 2017 kicked off, we started in Sheffield, the match between The Kinky Party and Polo Promotions ended in a no contest after some inference from The Marauders (Mike Bird, Wild Boar and Iestyn Rees) and The Kings of Catch (This would not be the last time that Polo Promotions and The Kinky Party faced each other – more on that later).

Backstage, Polo Promotions and Kinky were checking over Mark Coffey and Sha insisted he take part in one of the matches, but ICW owner Mark Dallas said to them that they’ve got a match.

The next show, in Bristol, The Kinky Party looked hungover as they cut a pre-match promo with Veronica and as she was about to start, Sha was like “what’s the point?” and she lowered her voice as both boys were a bit delicate. Sha said that he didn’t care about the match due to the state of him with Jester telling him to talk the other way and Sha went onto say that he was 33 years old not 22, he takes him to all these boozers and that he was in a state and how where they gonna win this match as they hadn’t won a match and Jester wanted a bit of distance as Sha was making him sick.

When asked about the match, Jester stepped in to say, tonight is the night for a win and Sha had been moaning and Jester needs to deal with this and put a smile on his face. Later on, The Kinky Party defeated Leyton Buzzard and Joe Hendry.

The next show, in Liverpool, The Kinky Party faced The Marauders (Mike Bird and Wild Boar) for their first ever tag team title shot (which The Kinky Party lost due to some interference from “The Alpha Male” Iestyn Rees).

On the last ever leg of the tour in Cardiff, The Kinky Party faced The Marauders (Mike Bird and Wild Boar), in a tag team street fight (which The Kinky Party lost).

After Triple H appeared on the show, The Kinky Party done a brilliant promo on The Kings of Catch and Triple H’s appearance on the show.

France ’98

At France 98, The Kinky Party and Jody Fleisch faced The Filthy Generation, which they sadly lost.

Fear & Loathing X

At Fear and Loathing X, before the match, The Kinky Party promo was that they were chilling in their dressing room and Jester was asleep on the couch and he was running around looking for Sha who was on the toilet reading the Metro. Jester told him to move his arse and for god’s sake, wipe it! They legged it from the dressing room, Jester kissing the Prince poster and Sha hadn’t even got his straps complaining that he couldn’t go for a shit in piece, forgetting his scarf. As they got out of the lift, they accidentally ran into opposite directions, as they raced through the Hydro to the giant clock “time to meet the best fans in the world.” With both boys looking into the camera as they ran out the entrance. The Kinky Party defeated The Kings of Catch and celebrated crowd surfing to the bar.

Backstage they cut an excited promo with Jennifer Louise and Sha was happy as a clam as they mugged off them soap dodging bastards and it would be the first of many. Jester told everyone that would not rest until The Kinky Party crowd surfed in every building that ICW ran. They surfed at the Hydro, the third busiest building right behind the O2 in London and Madison Square Garden. But now it was time to party.

The Last Fight Club Taping of 2017

At the last Fight Club taping of the year, The Kinky Party had another tag team title match against the reigning champions Polo Promotions, they didn’t win unfortunately, but both teams’ handshake it out claiming that Polo Promotions were the best in the world.

The Kinky Party then cut a promo backstage with Veronica, with Sha telling Jester that he wasn’t sure about them, he didn’t like Jester’s ways, what he did in his spare time (which caused a Jester eye roll) and what kind of scene he was into with his fruity ways, that was fine and dandy, no offence, cause he learned to like him, but tonight was the first time he wanted to be his tag team partner. It felt like a team and Jester could see it as they were so close. Polo Promotions, they had them by the palm of their hands and the short and curlys, and Sha just wanted to be the tag team champions so bad, he didn’t give a fuck about the Square Go, the world title, he wants to be the tag team champions and Jester agreed raising a can to that.

The boys came out at the end of the main event, Sha now dressed in his Christmas gear for a Christmas celebration…

Part two in our Kinky Party story right takes you from the start of 2018 till the conclusion of their tag team reign at Fear and Loathing XI.

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