Sometimes that’s all it takes…

It took a little while to finish but a six match card, food and drink related. Let’s get tenuous!

(veg)table match – buffet club (gene munny & Nina Samuels) vs Planet A (Ellie Armstrong & Martin MacAlistair)

Unless we find Uncle Bobby, Buffet Club reunites with “That Damn Dirty Dawg” and The Nina Samuels Show to face “The Plant Based Powerhouse” Ellie Armstrong and “The Positive Charge” Martin MacAlistair, who have recently formed a militant duo out to save the planet and the animals with their vegan agenda.

There will be some confliction for Planet A to destroy and waste a table to win, but I’m sure that’s worth the cause to destroy The Buffet Club once and for all.

“beefking” bruiser brad evans vs Oliver green(s)

Two that will know each other well from the North East, Bruiser Brad Evans prides himself of being one of the beefiest wrestlers in the country, Oli might have to eat his spinach if he wants to reach the finish.

Scottish Rules – irn dru marshall vs Connor Rosé

In the battle of the beverages, Irn Dru Marshall faces the man who just recently discovered his French ancestry, Connor Rosé… work with me here.

With that in mind, it would be fought under Scottish Rules. Which is the traditional six three-minute rounds, first to two falls wins. The Scottish twist is that the beginning of each round starts with a shot of whisky.

No Rolls Barred – “The Bulgarian Baker” Bozidar Branimir vs toastie w/Emily Hayden

In one of the most intriguing matches. Bozidar Branimir takes on someone he knows very well. Accompanied by their best friend “Wrestlebeech” Emily Hayden, and coming out of retirement, Toastie!

It’s No Rolls Barred, anything goes!

Treat Fight – Patter n batter (Stone Malone & The Big Strong Man) vs Scot Chocolate (Grado & Sugar Dunkerton)

Another reunited team with Grado and Sugar Dunkerton bringing back Scot Chocolate to take on two big lads, with The Big Strong Man aiming to go coast to coast like butter on toast with SconeStone Malone providing heavy assistance.

It might be a Treat Fight, but there will be nothing sweet about it!

chip watson & curry man vs Meat Factory (craig Berry & John Kerr) w/Alfie

As Chip was the catalyst he gets the main event teaming with our big guest import for the show. He’s hot! He’s spicy! He tastes ger-reat! Curry Man!

There was only one team that would be suited for such a challenge. Two meat enthusiasts accompanied by The Mini Meatball, Alfie. Craig Berry and John Kerr will be out to eat up the competition.

A tasty main event on a sizzling card.